Friday, September 4, 2015

If Mickelle won't post, I will.

I just realized the name of my blog, good thing I'm having another boy, if it was a girl she might feel left out.
I'm actually not THAT big. I just took it from that angle and whoa I look huge. I'm 32 weeks measuring at a 32 1/2 so perfectly normal. I have been gaining a lot of weight though. I got a fist bump from my doctor on Wednesday for only gaining one pound. We finally got a stroller and carseat on Tuesday. That has been our only big purchase. I still have my pack and play and what more do you need! Oh yeah we got a diaper bag which is super cute and matches the stroller, cause we're cool like that. Summer is doing a baby shower for me, I'm excited for that. She's a sweetie.

So I was not in the mood for dinner making (I never am) but I asked the boys to make dinner and they were super excited about it. Treyzon served Will and Demarques served me. They both made separate menus with whatever they could think of. I ordered a salad and sandwich and will ordered toast and dessert ( I didn't have those options) well first Demarques brought me my salad.... With was spinach and green peppers, SWIMMING in his homemade honey mustard dressing. It would have been alright except that it was so powerful! Treyzon brought Will's dessert, marshmallows with melted chocolate, while I had my salad. Next Treyzon brought Will some toast with cinnamon and sugar and Marques brought me a ham and mustard sandwich? Ham and mustard? He makes sandwiches all the time with mayo, ham and cheese. So I was I not surprised to bite into my sandwich and find it was also swimming in mustard. So much I couldn't taste anything else. Then they made koolaid and I think they used maybe a fourth cup of sugar for the full packet of koolaid. So it too left much to be desired. They were so sweet to make dinner and get so into it and put do much work into it. Next time I'll ask for Treyzon to be my server, and I don't recommend you order the salad or sandwich. I don't know which was worse. 

6 comments:

Colliers said...

I'm never posting again if it means you will be blogging. That was the greatest post ever! You are so funny! I LOVE your descriptions but don't envy your meal at all. It sounds disgusting. Very creative though.

I'm so sorry I never responded to your voicemail on my phone. I meant to and then forgot and then thought I'd blog and then text you after that was done but then my blog wouldn't work and then I forgot and I just wanted you to know I didn't forget about you, well I guess i did but not insultingly. I feel bad about it though. Sorry I never responded. Just know I still love you.

TeElle said...

You don't even look that big, you look like you are trying hard with your back arched. You should look much bigger all around if you're going to try to fit into the Barnes hugeness! I love and miss your pretty, silly face. I may be just a little jealous of those sweetie chefs. So creative and how nice are they? Keep posting!

Elisse said...

HAHAHA this IS the best post ever! you have sweetie boys but I feel sad that Demarques only wants to feed you mustard. You guys are all adorable! oh ya. You really aren't large at all. I saw you and you still looked like you had months and months to go

Daryl said...

Dannon how did I miss this! You are so funny I was laughing so hard as I read this! Post more post more post more!

Daryl said...

Dannon how did I miss this! You are so funny I was laughing so hard as I read this! Post more post more post more!

TeElle said...

Time for another blogpost! You must have tons of cute Meshach pictures needing to be posted, right? Post the first two months of his life! I'm ready!